life as a nemeshu's

2007-07-26T16:39:00.000+08:00

Good job Syabil. The yellow dude that's running away from the white dudes is Michael Teh.

Mandy's Missing

2007-04-20T14:10:00.000+08:00

The Goat Rider

2007-03-08T16:07:00.000+08:00

Remember when you were a little kid and when it was dark, your mom would shout at you and ask you to come back home ? Did you know why your mom shouted at you ? Then your mom would tell you the ghost story and all the legend stuff. Well kids, sometimes some of the legends are true but the most scariest of them all is HIM, the fucking greatest legend, Pepsi the DON, the one and only, THE GOAT RIDER or i will personally call him the DAHL maker. I present to you, Ratchacha the GOAT FUCKER.

Ratcha is a new kid who came from erkk..i don't really remember but i know somewhere in P.D :P but anyway, at first when i saw him i was like "Damn, he is really2 black. I have to beat this black shit yo before he act cool". After a while, we chatted and i found out he is quite cool for an indian guy but just when i thought i'd seen it all, there he was..in a farm, fucking a goat. Inside out, up to bottom..I saw the whole disgusting animal porn.(Daniel painted the scene for us) Blowjob, handjob, earjob, boobsjob, doggy style, horse style, turtle hermit style, tea bag, pile driver, stone cold stunner, MY "KUAH DAHL" COMING style and lastly the great WHEEL BARROW MOVE. yes baby. I thought shermaine is the only one who could do it but yea the fucking goat out did shermaine.

In the class, he is always hang out with the cool kids like micheal, ying yen(kos lepas), pravina(invois) and so on. He talks alot and he's quite funny sometimes. Like that day when he fought with syabil, syabil was like "GO FUCK A GOAT OR SOMETHING !!" and he was like "YES, I FUCK GOAT ! SO WHAT ?". Right after he said that, most of the guys laughed ! hahahhahaha..he is so freakin' funny but yea, he is an indian so yea :P (i am not a racist). and oh yea ! Did i mention he loves to watch porn ! OMG ! gay porn some more ! Disgusting rite ? hahahahaha.

"I love GOAT. Peace yo !"
This is ratcha, after having sex with a fucking goat. 6 fucking hours !

Well guys..and girls. Thanx for wasting your time reading this bull and i hope you enjoyed it ! Remember, stay in school and don't do drugs. If you're not smoking, well it's not too late to start k ?

-Azmil the sex bomb...NOT !-

The Year 2007

2007-01-15T15:19:00.000+08:00

Well guys, what do you know ? It's already year 2007 and i hate to say this but yes, this is our last year of schooling. Remember when we were form 1 ? Back then we were just a bunch of stupid kids who wants to know about life and SEXXXXXX. Everything is funny to us and everything seems cool that day. hahahhahaha, we had fun back then right guys ?

Do you guys remember when the time syabil try to act cool infront of girls and he jumped from the 2nd floor and he broke his leg or something ? hahahahhaa. Yes i know. Fucking cool ek ? and how about when the time Wilson decide to go to atria ALONE and he got lost inside ? hahhahhahaa. Good times good times. Personally, i think our class is the best class ever. hahahahhaha...but seriously -_- .

Well, never thought i'm gonna say this but yeah. I wish i could turn back time somehow. I don't want to finish school. I LOVE school life. It is fun watching syabil bring soap to school so that he can shit and watch his ass anytime, watching daniel shout in class like hell, watching sok fun grows (omg! she is so hot :P hahahahha!), and everything la !

This year, our good rat face friend BEN-GI is not gonna be in our class. I bet right now he's in class doing his assigment while digging his nose with a toothpick. Man, i miss that fuck face. Dude, don't forget about us ok ?

Shit ! im cryin'. Guys, let's do our best this year and get a good result ok ? After that we can go SHISHA together at rasta or NOT. I know this post a lil' bit suck but they asked me to update it so what to do. Better than the other malay who always tafikir everyday and did nothing ? right right ? hehehehe.

Hope you enjoy this post and have nice fucking day fuckers !

-Azmil-

Bye, Ben.

2006-11-13T09:18:00.000+08:00

It's been a long time since I've updated this blog (Sorry for that) . Since it's almost the end of the year, we should probably look back on 2006 and remember what has happened to each of us individually and as a class, 4 Nemesu. In this post, I'll be writing about a student that will be leaving soon. I hope everyone enjoys this post.

In this post, I'd really would like to talk about one of my good friends in my class, Yap Ben-Ji. There's a story about him just like everyone else. It was around february *I think* 2006 that this tall, very chinese looking guy walked into our class in the middle of a Perdagangan period. As you guessed, questions came from everyone from the class about his identity and stuff. Okay, so here is what I know about Yap Ben-Ji!

-He is actually 17 years old in 2006 but he's in form four.
-He's from Sabah and hell proud of it.
-He was in form five the first month but converted to form four because he took PMR in 2005.
-He'll be leaving DJ soon because he's taking his O-Levels outside.
-He is a big fan of Christ. WHO ISN'T ?!?!?! JESUS CHRIST IS THE FORCE WITH NO DARK SIDE.
-He plays the guitar and drives some yellow mazda that is really uncomfortable. My buttocks are bigger than it's seat :(

When no one is looking, Ben Ji uses a toothpick to dig his nose.. =[

Basil and Ben-Ji painting the Mural.

Or actually just posing infront on the
Mural when Syabil's taking his break.

Syabil and Ben-Ji hard at work!

Ben-Ji taking pictures with the cool people in our class.

You're still fugly .

Probably his last ever picture with our class..

Yo' bitch who has been writing this :)

Anyway Ben-Ji is a really cheerful person who always makes a good first impression. Although I must admit he had his hair cut in the middle of the year that made him look like a fcuktard, he's still one really cool guy. He is the type of friend you can talk anything about to. You know? like music, movies, sports, sex ETC. and the fact that he's leaving really saddens me. It's a great loss to the school, my class and me to loose such a caring, thoughtful and helpful person. I really wish you all the best in the near future. May you not forget us.. Goodbye .

BYE. BYE YOU FUGLY RAT ASS :)

Skodengman in the flesh.

2006-10-22T14:43:00.000+08:00

There you go. Skodengman is a man.

Skodeng Man is not a Man.

2006-10-19T23:34:00.000+08:00

Be Afraid.
Be Very Afraid.

Hahaha Siva!!( that rhymes)

2006-10-12T08:16:00.000+08:00

I found this while reading the Malay Mail.
Now we know why Siva is the way he is. ....Mrs. Siva is a perv!!

Girls in our class? or does she just detest girls?

2006-10-12T07:58:00.000+08:00

I was reading through the NST one day and came across this column by "Pn.Chen". One more reason to.....

Skodeng Pictures

2006-10-05T18:49:00.000+08:00

What we have here are skodeng (peeping,spying) pictures of my cousin(And for the record I AM NOT SKODENGMAN but I am related to him though, which in turn is also related to the girl in the picture). She didn't have a clue I took these pictures [EVIL LAUGH]. And for you busy bodies who want to know who am I...you still wont know. All I can say is I loathe Planet Shakers and cheerleaders. I want to stick a razorblade into their throats and twist it round and round and round. The Nemeshuans may have guessed who am I by now. So Nemeshuans be a good Nemeshuan and zip it.Amen.

4 Nemeshu's Triple-Tic-Tac-Toe.

2006-10-05T17:31:00.000+08:00

3 Nemeshuans played a game we like to call Triple Tic-Tac-Toe in our Nemeshunised class. The 3 brave Nemeshuans who dared play this game was The Azmil, The Shermaine and me( don't ask who am I just think of me as someone you don't know). The picture on your left is not a very good example of Triple Tic-Tac-Toe. That was just Azmil and I fooling around (Azmil beat me left, right, centre in this game.)

Ok, so on your left now is a better example of Triple Tic-Tac-Toe, but this time we have Shermaine joining us. FYI Azmil in blue, Shermaine in black and i'm in red.(Purple pen was supplied to us by An Sok Fun.) Yes once again I am ridiculed and humiliated. I just can't win. WHY!! WHY!! WHY!!. Don't answer that.

Enough of my bickering lets get on with this. Again on your left is the concluded/dreaded scoreboard.Az for Azmil, An for me and Ma for Shermaine. The scores speak for its self, no need for me to elaborate.

Oh Really huh?

2006-09-20T20:16:00.000+08:00

Syabil Lost RM30 to AZMIL.
In What!?

In Some "Sit on the PIN" Crap

But on the Plusside.
Daniel Ain't the Coolest Dude in NEMESU.
It's Basil Tan.

Oh joy.

Ben-G
Your "farts Smells like Fishball Soup" Loser.

There Happy Daniel? posted some Lame Crap here.

Random Post.

2006-09-15T13:19:00.000+08:00

After some idiots scolded me for not updating the blog, I decided to update it right away.
Here are some random pictures of the class on 7 September which was the day Pn.Rokiahani, our Perdagangan teacher left. I'll definitly miss her cappuccino cakes and her soft-spoken personality.
All the best to her!

Basil Tan taking a picture of me.

Haha. One of my favourite pictures. We're sitting on Syabil ;D

The guys of 4 Nemesu. The coolest one sitting in the middle and the ugliest person sitting on his left =P

All of the guys from 4 Nemesu.
L-R ( from top) : Basil, Michael, Sherman, Prakash, Yen Sin, Andrew, Wilson, Syabil, Azmil, Daniel, UGLY, Al-Fateh.

The guys with Pn. Rokiahani. I don't have the picture of the girl's though. Sorry.

Another picture of the guys with Pn.Rokia again.
L-R(from top to bottom) : Daniel, Basil, Michael, Sherman, Prakash, YenSin, AL-FUGLY, Wilson, Syabil, Azmil, Pn. Rokia, Al-Fateh and Andrew.

The beloved Pn.Rokiahani. Bye! ;(

Me, some dude, Kuya and Pn.Rokia. =]

IF YOU HEARD THERE WAS A RAPIST FROM OUR CLASS, IT'S ABOSOLUTELY TRUE.

THE EVIDENCE BELOW MIGHT BE SENSITIVE TO SOME PEOPLE!
(NOT FOR KIDS BELOW THE AGE OF 12 AND MICHAEL TEH) =P

THE RAPIST FOUND IT'S PREY AND IS PLAYING IT COOL. HE DOES NOT WANT TO ATTRACT ANY ATTENTION TO THE OTHER STUDENTS.

THE RAPIST CLOSES IN ON IT'S PREY. THE INNOCENT VICTIM LOOKS HELPLESS.

MUST I REALLY SAY ANYTHING HERE?!?!
OMGOMGOMG!

NO COMMENT.

Myself =]

rofl. 4 nemesu's hunk. Muhhamad Syabil. Single and available. If interested, just walk pass our class naked or just walk pass our class.

Another picture of him. 4 Nemesu's Malay version of Edison Chen.

Daniel Tan, the photographer and writer of this blog. HI .

The four brothers..
"Bad boys for life. We ride together, we die together."

Hope you enjoyed this post. Take care people.
Daniel,

and Ben-G, you know I'm just joking right?! =D

WCG 2006.

2006-09-01T00:01:00.000+08:00

WCG 2oo6 .

I went to the World Cyber Games Malaysia last week on the 26th and 27th of August. WCG is the most competitive gaming tournament in Malaysia that is held once a year. The winners of certain games will represent our country for WCG World. It would be every gamer's dream to play in WCG World because the best gamers from all around the world will be participating in that tournament.

The Klcc convention centre

The huge gaming arena.

I went with two of my friends, Kaifu and Weng Fai with LRT. We left around at 12 noon and it was a 30 minute journey to KLCC. We stopped at KFC and took our lunch there. I ordered my favourite Zinger Burger and bought a drink from Cold Storage to save some money.
After much delay, we finally started walking to the KLCC convention centre which was where the World Cyber Games, Malaysia was being held. The building looked like a huge office and wasn't really what I was expecting for a gaming arena. There were a few food and drinks stalls near the entrance at the building. The pricing for soft drinks there were like RM3. Which isn't really anything weird since drinks are always overpriced at these kind of events. My friends and I located the entrance and made our way in. I was greeted by a hot samsung chick who gave me a smile and a flier at the entrance. I instantly smiled back being the nice guy I am and entered the massive hall.

A random picture of a Samsung girl.

WOW! It was really cold inside! I MEAN REALLY REALLY REALLY COLD. A few people were wearing jackets and long sleeve shirts. I had no idea how the girls who were wearing short mini-skirts could withstand the temperature. Anyway, I made my way around the gaming hall to see the products that were being sold. Besides the girls from Samsung who were trying to get rid of their 1000 fliers, the staff were pretty friendly and helpful.

I got pretty bored after wandering around the hall. So my friends and I watched the DOTA finals that was being played on a small screen at the end of the hall. I heard that some of the final matches of the games couldn't be held on the HUGE screen because the organizers did not manage the time well. My butt got numbed after an hour of sitting down in a tight and crampy position ;( Minus the bad time management and the crazy freezing temperature, WCG Malaysia 2006 was a success because of the amazing staff and spirit shown by the gamers. Count me in next year.

P.S : Visit www.mygozone.com and http://www.worldcybergames.com/5th/main.asp for more info on WCG.

and yeah. here are some other pictures :D

The 21 km long
registration.

Hands down the ugliest mascot.

Ham, eggs and sausages. The true gamer's breakfast.

YES, COOL PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO COME TO WCG.

Yes. Gamer's dont have a sense of fashion.

Adrian Mak, a friend of mine finished 4th
in Counter-Strike. Congratulations to him and his clan, Hybrid.

I fucking hate Goofy.

A reason why you guys should come next year ... haha

Truth be told, I don't really like watching games.

Counter-Strike champions,
Hybrid_landaks. Congrats.

Okay . That's enough I guess. Goodluck to all gamers who are participating in WCG: World and all the best! Malaysia Boleh!! Take care.
Dan out.

Basil Tan Ji Zhen

2006-08-24T20:31:00.000+08:00

YAAA... inilah Basil Tan Ji Zhen. He's very quiet in class.. only laugh when Syabil laughs..CRAZY! Just because he LOOKS INNOCENT, DOESN'T MEAN he's INNOCENT. He's goddamn fuckin devil..a perfect baby devil of all devils. Can say i'm also scared of him b'cause he always pinch my tits ( wtf basil? kau gay..) yep..its true..can say he's a teachers pet la... TAK PERNAH kena marah..wtf ? yep unbelievable.

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yeah..basil makan ! JGN berhenti!

the picture tells it all..
wtf? he eat like nobody's business still thin..unbelievable i must say..
the whole roti tisu alone. haih. i end this post with....

Q(-_-Q)GO BASIL !!! mAKAN laGI !! jADi gEmUk!! maCaM sYaBiL !! Q(-_-Q) Q(o_0Q)
Q(O_oQ) Q(-_0Q)

Daniel Tan

2006-08-24T20:23:00.000+08:00

Yes. It's me again. Today, im gonna write something about a guy who is a man with Vision and Ambition that is Daniel tan.

Did you know that Daniel Tan is the second cause of death in Malaysia ? Yes. It is true.

Oh well, let's get into the real stuff now. Daniel tan is the joker of the class. Yes, he is funier than syabil but pls don't tell syabil. Syabil thinks that his the funiest guy in the class but actually his not. Let him think that way. Pity him la. :P sorry bil, this one time only. I promise ;)

Actually Daniel Tan is a smart guy although he looks like Joe Cole or the click 5 singer. Don't want to believe me ? FINE. Look at him. Don't you think that he looks like the click 5 singer ? erkk..chinesse version maybe ? hahahahaa! BUT..seriously he got some talents in singing. That's why everytime in the class he always sing. Dangg.. i love this guy. but i love syabil more. Now syabil, can you seriously plss give me a hug ? :p

Hmm..he is good in computer games like dota, cs and all the kids stuff la ! oh yea ! His also good in football. He owns syabil and that's for sure.

'Some' people in the class thing he always act cute to attract girl and stuff. That's why 'some' of the people really piss off when he act cute. I wonder who is the 'some' people is. "ACT COOL AR NOW CIBAI ?"

But you know what ? Daniel Tan is the best when it comes to disturb Syabil. No one can actually beat his record. He always disturb syabil. But i know deep down inside i know he loves that guy. RIGHT DUDE ? :)

When we talk about his love life, hmm, i don't know what's wrong with this guy. His practicly not intrested in girls. Even if a fucking hot girl walk beside him he don't feel a thing and i don't think that his gay. Are you daniel ?? huh !? I hope one day dude, you will get laid k bro ? I believe in you man. I know you can do it.

Daanngg..i post some crap stuff again. My bad. The next time i will post some good shit k ? i will write something about Basil. Wait for it !

-azmil-

Syabil ; uncensored

2006-08-24T04:23:00.000+08:00

Alright. Edited some pictures with faces of Syabil in them. Pretty noob paint skills. But hey, I tried my best!

Great football legend, Franz Beckenbauer and Muhhamad Syabil.

O RLY? nuff' said

haha. Don't really know what I should comment on this.

Anyway, that's all i've done. It's late and I am so beat. I might add some more if you guys like it. Take care.
dan.

Ben-G The Terrorist.

2006-08-23T19:34:00.003+08:00

That's Ben-G. Another asshole in 4 Nemesu..

BEN-G YOU SUCKA...

Syabil

2006-08-19T21:05:00.000+08:00

Yes guys. I gonna write something about a guy that made a HUGE impact in the class that is SYABIL. Yes. Syabil. Starts with a s and end with a yabil.

As you know, syabil is a guy that who will laugh about anything and everything. but, when his mad, OMG ! Is a disaster ! His favourate word is " wtf is ur problem ? ma ci bai". After he say that he will slam the table and hold his bag, just keep quiet and hide behind the curtain for like 10 minutes. That's y dat particular curtain kept everyone away if u noe wat i mean. HEHE. Then, after few minutes he will say this word, "wei, today want to go futsal ar ? 4 to 6 ? can ar ?". hahahhaa. Priceless wei. And not to forget.. during B.M quite some time.. he f*cking drop from a chair and the way he drop will make u rofl..trust me..he was like slowly sliding down by the wall n and up on the floor..and of all ppl it was him..who? Start wit a s and ends wit yabil.

His worst enemey in the class is Basil, Daniel and including me (Azmil). Although we CONSTANLY disturb him, we still loves him. His our best bud and i know i love him. danngg..i sound so gay rite now. anyway, yes bil, i do love you. Now can you give me a hug ? plssss ? I wont bite ! hahahha. He hates Daniel and Basil when they disturb him. Do you guys actually believe that both of them disturb Syabil ? noo....look at them. They like an angels ok ?

Sometimes people call him fat or something, his actually feel very sad. He really do. but you know what ? I don't give a f**k ! hahahahha..jk jk..but seriously wei..hahhaa..PLSS guys. stop it. you hurting him. Literally :p But hey, you know what they say ? Nothing is more powerful than beauty in a wicked world.

Do you want to know that syabil have the sexiest face when his horny ? Prepare to see the unthinkable.

When we talk about his love life. Hohohohoho. How to start. His actually a PIMP DADDY. thats why we call him The Bigabil. You think this is a joke ? No. this is not a test. Is real. If you mess with him, his gonna f**k you and rearrange your f**cking organs man. Seriously. Ok ok, back to the story, to me his first love is that 'girl'. From what i heard, they got some issues and stuff. They end their relationships just like that. I actually want to find a way so that they could, you know talk to each other like they used to. but i can't do it alone. Luckily, now his in love with other girl who i think personally, hmm ok la. So, i wish you all the best man ! Go do your thing k ?

Oh shit. i know i write crap but what the hell. i don't care. Anyway, i think his a great guy. and btw, bil, i love you dude. Now can you seriously give me a Hug ? can ar ? :)

-Azmil-

Michael Teh Chin Fatt

2006-08-18T20:11:00.000+08:00

Okay. Here's a picture of Michael and Prakash

Michael is a type of a guy that likes to cry. ALOT. He's not an actor but i seriously cannot tell if it's for real or not. In that picture, Prakash is actually trying to "pujuk" him because he punched him. hahaha. I don't think it's a power punch, maybe a soft punch.. i don't know but as what you can see he's a total WUSS. hahahaha. sorry ar Michael! =]

After Prakash try to pujuk him.. he run to his place and cry *sob*sob*. Sherman came and laugh at his face and Michael scold him..

Michael
Sherman

he whack me.. i cannot breath..that's why i cry
HAHAHA
wan ar i try to punch you in the middle of your chest? HE HIT MY LUNGS YOU KNOW !!
....... -_-"

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What The Fuck was that ? "HE HIT MY LUNGS" ? How can he tell man ? what the shit..
this bullshit keep on repeating each day and i never get tired of it. at least i got something to laugh at.

We will update more of Michael's story. There will be a FOLLOWUP.

Here's a link of them...
http://youtube.com/results?search_query=sneaking+out+kelana+stadium

HAVE A NICE DAY MATE !